1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,279 It seemed like slow motion. I had time to answer questions. 2 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:05,279 You looked the most relaxed I've seen. 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,039 Yeah, and did you see it when he... 4 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,639 Olly, did you see him when I said your thing about, 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,640 in the opposition's case, home is where the heartlessness is? 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,239 - Yeah. - He looked almost hurt, I loved it. 7 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:18,240 - He didn't even get it. - No, he got it, he flinched, he was hating it. 8 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,319 - He was fiddling with his catheter. - Yeah. 9 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,919 It was a very satisfactory report stage debate. 10 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,920 - Only three amendments in the committee. - How many did Doug's piece ofshit get? 11 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:30,439 (Terri) Oh, God, at least 200 or something. 12 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,440 He got fist-fucked in the Lords. It was more amendment than ill. 13 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,479 - (Terri) Did you say we'd do a press release? - Yes. 14 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:39,239 ''"ollowing a successful report stage debate, 15 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,240 ''Secretary ofState for Social Affairs, Hugh Abbot, today announced, 16 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,999 '''I'm the fucking daddy'.'' 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,599 (Laughter) 18 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,600 There was a smarmy piece in the Guardian, though, did you see it? 19 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,080 Dan fucking Miller. ''Oh, all the work I've done on the Standing Committee...'' 20 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,080 Yeah, he's... My pie is extremely large, you may have noticed. 21 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,159 - (Terri) He's brilliant. - Pie for all my friends. 22 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,160 Yeah, my Jacuzzi is king-sized, and everybody can park their arses on the bubble jets. 23 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,799 (Terri) Was that from something? 24 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,800 Dan Miller is a junior minister and he's not done at all badly, he's just a bit green. 25 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,280 You're turning a bit green yourselfthere, Minister. 26 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,799 What are you saying? Are you saying I'm jealous ofDan... 27 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,800 - No, it's just a little... - Do you know the invisible line? 28 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,719 - You just stepped over it. Yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,720 - That's the problem with it being invisible. - Again... 30 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,080 - I have just been invited to a... - (Knock at door) 31 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,119 (Glenn) Just a moment... (Olly) Danny boy! 32 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,439 (Terri) How lovely. (Olly) Man ofthe hour. 33 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,440 - I've been... - That is gorgeous. Shake your little hand. 34 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,119 - Lovely to see you. - Mm! 35 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,599 - Well done, you did so bloody well. - Thank you. 36 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,839 - You're looking well. - It was fantastic. 37 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,439 Could you do GMTV for me tomorrow? 38 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,719 - I would love to do GMTV for you. - Great. 39 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,159 - Dan... - Thank you. 40 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,999 - Nice and early. - I don't mind. 41 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,959 - Thanks, that's fantastic. - How you feeling, good? 42 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,960 Well the debate did go very, very well and the ill is going through, so... 43 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,160 - Um, I've got some stuffI need to... - "ine, fine. Carry on. 44 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,959 - I have been invited... - How are you, Glenn? 45 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,960 Good, thank you. Actually, you were very heavy-handed with the backbenchers. 46 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 - There's no need for it in this day and age. - Listen, Glenn. 47 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,080 You know as well as I do, ifyou're going to make an omelette, 48 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,160 you're going to have to have some frank and honest discussion with the eggs. 49 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,280 - And that's all I was doing. - (Phone) 50 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,480 - Hello Malcolm. - (Loudly Dan. How y lou doing.? 51 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,279 (Dan) How y are lou, lou terrier.? 52 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,479 Listen, I'm just calling because, erm... 53 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,480 You're gathering a lot of veryinfluential admirers. 54 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,039 Oh, am I really? 55 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,999 You're irresistible, you know that, don't you? You are. 56 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,719 I have a sort offeeling you're pulling my pisser. 57 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,720 I wouldn't pull your pisser, pal, I know where it's fucking been. 58 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,159 (Dan laughs) 59 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,160 oh, hang on, listen I've got to go, I've got Tom on the otherline. 60 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:57,760 OK, but, er, we'll talk soon. Thanks for the DVDs, by the way. 61 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,400 Oh, hey, listen, Malcolm, before you go, can you... 62 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,599 Did you get bumped for someone more important? 63 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,799 - He's always doing that. - I've got to go. 64 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,800 - I've got squash with Pete from the Treasury. - (All) Ooh! 65 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,080 - Pete from the Treasury? - He cut us a fair bit ofslack, 66 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,239 - so I offered a game to smooth things over. - Good luck. 67 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,439 - I've got an appointment myself. - Cool. 68 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,440 Yes, it's just supper with the prime minister. Just the two ofus, it should be fun. 69 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,840 - Oh, that's very impressive. - No it isn't, it's just what we do, it's normal. 70 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,079 Well, enjoy that, anyway, so... 71 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,080 - Can you phone me about GMTV later? - (Terri) Yes. See you. Well done. 72 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,959 - Thanks. Thank you. - Well done. 73 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,439 - Well done you, well done everyone. - ye-bye. 74 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,919 (Terri) "antastic. 75 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,119 I'm not complacent, Tom. 76 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,120 Yeah I know we did take a hit over the focus group thing, but it wasn't a big hit. 77 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,639 Oh, yeah? Says who? 78 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,119 Oh the prime minister told you that, huh? 79 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,039 Well, get you. 80 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,040 Look I can only cook with what I've been given. 81 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,119 You know, it's like Ready Steady Cook. 82 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,999 You give me Hugh Abbot, I'll give you bangers and mash. 83 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,639 ut ifyou give me Gerry from the Home Office, 84 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,640 well, then I can raise it to fucking risotto and scallops, do you know what I mean? 85 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,880 Yeah, yeah, OK, OK, bye. 86 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,439 Sam? 87 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,440 Can you get me Terri Coverley and Glenn Cullen, 88 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,679 make them an appointment to come over? 89 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,680 I think I've got to shout at some people now. 90 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,760 Oh, actually, get me John at Culture on the phone. Think I'll have a bit ofa shout now. 91 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,599 - Is this tie all right? - It's fine. 92 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,600 - I don't want to come across as some sort of... - Sales rep. 93 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,640 - What, do I look like a bloody sales rep? - No, no, no, no, it's fine. 94 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,400 What are those? They're little hippos, aren't they? 95 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,880 I don't know what they are, actually, I think they're unidentified amusing creatures. 96 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000 I hate this, being called in for a bollocking from Tucker, just cause he's been twatted by the PM. 97 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,080 All he'll do is spread us all over the office a bit and then we'll be off. 98 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,639 Yes, and we've got every reason to be very happy bunnies. 99 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,640 Day three ofthe report stage and it's all gone like a dream. 100 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 A good dream, not one ofthose ones where you can't move your legs. 101 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,360 - Absolutely. Now... - Are you sure about this tie? 102 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,919 It's good, it's funny. 103 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,959 - "unny? "ucking hell. - Terri... 104 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,199 - This is political breakthrough. - No... 105 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,200 - I don't want laughs offmy clothes. - Not funny ha ha... 106 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,240 - Maybe I should go without the tie. - It's not a laugh, it's fine. 107 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,680 "uck yes, wish me luck, I'm going to go without the tie. 108 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,319 - Right. - I meant to ask you, 109 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,239 did you stay in the flat last night? 110 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,240 Yeah, for about a minute and a half. Kate rang and Alicia had an ear infection. 111 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,360 It's obviously a life and death situation, an infected ear. Huge crisis. 112 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,719 Hold the front page, shuttle disaster. 113 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,720 So I had to drive 20 miles through the night, so that I could be ten feet away from Alicia's ear, 114 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,279 which, it turns out, wasn't infected anyway. 115 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,079 And Malcolm's been on at me about the flat, 116 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,080 he thinks there could be some problems with the Housing ill. 117 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,280 You having a flat in Notting Hill and living within commuting distance? 118 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 It is empty quite a lot ofthe time, and with the key worker stuff... 119 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,400 ut, I mean, I need... I need to have a place in London. 120 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,040 Everybody else important has got a huge fuck-offgrace and favour pad. 121 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,159 Why haven't I got one? 122 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,119 I think I can sort this out for you ifyou leave it to me. 123 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,999 You know, we do what we said, yes? 124 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,839 - The sale, but not a sale. - Yeah, right, whatever. 125 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,679 Well, er, I'll see you later then, we're offthis way. 126 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,639 - OK. - Enjoy your supper. 127 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,640 - Enjoy your bollocking. - (Laughs) 128 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,999 "or God's sake, I'm not going to kiss him. 129 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 - Evening, Minister, ifyou'd step this way. - Thank you. 130 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,040 Excuses, excuses, take your failure like a man, Olly. 131 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,400 All right, but next time I want a rematch and I'm going to take you down, motherfucker. 132 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,359 - I'm gonna take you down. - Where are you from? 133 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,360 Lincolnshire, with all the windmills and the potatoes and the shit. 134 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,919 (Glenn) Are they... (Hugh) An item? 135 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,999 You need me to suck up to you, as a politician. 136 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 He's made a pretty good job of, erm...made a pretty good job ofshagging Angela Heaney. 137 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,040 - He could be bi. - A lot ofthem are, you know. 138 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:12,280 It's just interesting, seeing the dynamics play within the staff. 139 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,599 - There we are, look. - He's a cheeky... 140 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,359 - (Hugh) He's seen us. - See you... 141 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,360 - I'm going back into the office. - (Dan) The minister's ducking. 142 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,919 He's actually ducked. 143 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,920 So what time does this Daily Mail hack get here? 144 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:31,160 - Ten minutes. It's Angela Heaney. - So she left the Standard? 145 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,039 - That's right. - Go on, ask me some questions. 146 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,719 OK, I'll be Angela and ask you some questions... 147 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,479 My God, that's uncanny. 148 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,999 Mind you, your tits are a bit bigger than hers. 149 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Is it true that although this Housing ill went through Parliament with incredible ease... 150 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,360 Actually, can you just do it as yourself? Sorry, it's just slightly unsettling. 151 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,280 Right, erm... That you'll find a lot ofdifficulty in the real world... 152 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,640 On the contrary, this ill is going to do an extraordinary amount ofgood 153 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,879 for an extraordinarily large number ofpeople. 154 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,880 Ordinary people, but ordinary people who deserve a bit ofthe extraordinary in their lives. 155 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,639 (Laughs) Perfect, that's brilliant. 156 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,079 - It's a piece ofpiss. - There you are, you see. 157 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,559 Go on ask me something hard. 158 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,879 Where's the Nazi gold, you donkey shagger? 159 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,880 I'm very pleased you asked that, Angela, because let me just say 160 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,120 that this ill is going to do an extraordinary amount ofgood... 161 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,119 (Dan) I'm not gonna... 162 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,479 - Oh, hello. - You've showered off, have you? 163 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,480 - Good morning. Showered off, yes. - Yes, thanks, Glenn. 164 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,520 - Have you been playing... - An early morning game ofsquash, yeah. 165 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,599 Very good, I love... Squash is a fabulous game. 166 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,279 - Do you play? - A lot ofluck... 167 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,239 - I don't any more, I used to play... - What, club level? 168 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,240 - Yeah. - Were you on a ladder? 169 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,639 No. 170 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,640 - Anyway... - Time for us to go and meet Angela now. 171 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,279 Thanks. I hope she doesn't bounce me offthe walls. 172 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,280 Anyway, great to have talked to you guys, and... 173 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,520 - Did you know Angela was in the building? - Er, yes. 174 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,720 Will she be jealous? 175 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,959 Hi, Tom. What can we do for you? 176 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,599 Well, I didn't know what he was doing with his flat. 177 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,079 I told him, that fucking flat.... 178 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,119 Well, they're not running with this? 179 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,120 No, well, I know he's got an interview now with, erm...Angela Heaney, 180 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:20,240 you know, that twat bubble from the Standard. 181 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,959 "uck, she's just gone to the Mail. 182 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,960 I'm onto it. 183 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,840 I wish you'd ask me a bit more about the ill because it is an extraordinary triumph. 184 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,439 - I am asking you about the ill. - Good, good. 185 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,440 Specifically about the empty house management orders.... 186 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,760 How do they square with the fact that you have a second empty property 187 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,039 - that you won't sell? - It's not technically empty. 188 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,040 I would have stayed there recently, but my daughter was seriously ill. 189 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,960 - I've spoken to an Asian... - She's seven. 190 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,920 I've spoken to an Asian family who say they've put in four separate offers on your flat, 191 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,119 had them all rejected with no explanation. 192 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,120 Right, OK. 193 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,359 Get out ofthe way. 194 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,360 - Is it because they're Asian? - No. No, God, no. 195 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,279 - Where the fuck is he? - (Olly) The goldfish bowl. 196 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,319 "uck! 197 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,320 No, no, I'm very glad you brought that up, because that...that gives me the opportunity to... 198 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,119 Sorry...I... 199 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,879 Er...just mucking about. Erm... 200 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,439 I have always maintained very clearly... 201 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,440 Hi, Angela. Sorry, can I just borrow the minister for one moment? 202 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,040 Sure. Sorry, be right back with you. 203 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,200 (Inaudible shouting) 204 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,600 (Inaudible shouting) 205 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,720 - You're a fucking prick! - Angela, can I get you a fresh cup ofcoffee? 206 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,360 - No, I'm fine thanks. - Um, would you like some tea? 207 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,679 - Nope, nope. - ..the fuck... 208 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,479 - No biscuits or anything? - No. 209 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,480 - Do let me know ifyou need anything else. - I will. Thanks very much. 210 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,960 Get back in there and wrap this bullshit up. 211 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,800 Ah. Hah! 212 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,399 - it ofa disagreement. - limey. 213 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,400 Yeah. Erm...could you... I'm just curious, could you hear? 214 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,160 ecause we were actually... We can be quite brutal to each other, 215 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,639 because we're actually very, very good friends. 216 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,119 Right. 217 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,239 - You haven't accepted any offers? - No! 218 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,079 - Jesus. - That wasn't the point. 219 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,080 The whole deal was, we put the flat on the market so ifthe press ask, 220 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,520 we say, ''"uck off, he's selling it,'' they go away and Hugh has a place in town. 221 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,799 Why is your girlfriend hitting us with this? 222 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,800 - She's not my girlfriend, so I've no idea. - You won't mind ifI kill her, then, will you? 223 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,479 It'd solve a lot ofissues for me. 224 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,480 Hey, hey, ifyou could sweet-talk that sour-faced bitch into dropping it.... 225 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,639 IfI could talk that sour-faced bitch into anything, 226 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,639 I would have had a better four months. 227 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,640 - I'll just have to kill the both ofyou then. - Yeah, well. 228 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,079 That's a joke, by the way, not a very nice one, 229 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,080 which masks a lot ofnegative feelings about this fucking department. 230 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,639 - (Phone) - Oh, Jesus. 231 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,640 Tom Davies. Tom? Hello, how are you? Yes. 232 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,080 No, he was already there when I got there, he was talking to her. 233 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,599 What is happening? What the hell was that? 234 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,600 That was supposed to be a nice interview. 235 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,640 - What on earth did you say to her? - I think I denied being a racist. I hope so. 236 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,559 You didn't say you have lots ofblack friends... 237 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,719 Ofcourse not. Well, I haven't got any. 238 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,679 - What did you say about the offers? - I said I wasn't... 239 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,680 someone else was handling the sale and I wasn't aware ofany offers. 240 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,399 Hugh? 241 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,119 Did you mention me by name? 242 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,599 Erm, possibly... I don't think... 243 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,600 I may, in between denying racism, possibly have, yes. 244 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,560 Thank you, thank you very much, thanks a fucking bunch. 245 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,840 - OK. - OK, so what's the line on this then? 246 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,239 - I don't know, what is the line on this? - Jesus! 247 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,079 - I don't know, don't look at me. - We need a line on this. 248 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,080 - OK, we got movement, we got a break. - What? What? What? 249 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,559 - The flat's sold.... - What? 250 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,560 To the Asian family, for 40 grand below the asking price. 251 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,559 - ut it's OK. - What is it? 252 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,599 - Malcolm? - Yeah? 253 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,279 - We're too late. - What? 254 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,280 All the papers have got it, the Express has been making offers on it, 255 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,599 - at the asking price and also 30,000 more, - Jesus. 256 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,119 - Haven't been accepted. - We've got to stall. 257 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,120 This is madness, I just own a flat, I haven't raped somebody. 258 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,040 - Yeah. They're calling the scandal "latgate. - Scandal? 259 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,719 That's crap. It's a crap name for a scandal. 260 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,359 They should call it Notting Hill Gate-gate. 261 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,119 Can we at least stop calling it a scandal? 262 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,559 Are you joking? Are you joking, now? 263 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,799 - On my way to stall. - Yeah, get stalling. 264 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,679 Ohh. 265 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,680 Maybe we can just blame it all on Terri. 266 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,440 That is an option, isn't it? 267 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,640 - It's a flat. - It is a second home. 268 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,200 In a borough with thousands ofhomeless people, which you have kept empty for ages. 269 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,999 Have you not read your own Housing ill? 270 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000 I only kept it empty for a little while to see my bloody family. 271 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,640 Obviously, on reflection, I should have filled it with prostitutes and rent boys 272 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,120 and crack cocaine pimp tattoo freaks. 273 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,280 Thanks to Dan Miller and his like, the Housing ill is a success, 274 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,319 but this is burying the whole thing. 275 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,320 Well, what do you want me to do? Resign? 276 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,839 No, no, no, that is... I'm not going over this. 277 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,840 - The way out ofthis is for you to... - This is madness, this desire for perfection. 278 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,880 I am not perfect, I am just a person, right, 279 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,200 I need to sleep, I need to eat, occasionally I need to take a dump. 280 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,039 So what's next? 281 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,040 Do we put that on the evening news, on the front page? 282 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,280 ''Minister In Disgusting Defecation Outburst?'' 283 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,520 Molly Sugden at Number Ten. ''Enjoy your shit, Mr Abbot?'' 284 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,840 They should just clone ministers, so we're born at 55 285 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,960 with no past and no flats and no genitals. 286 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,639 Just a world ofrobots in a sort of... 287 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,359 It's like a futuristic film, and you'd enjoy that, 288 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,360 you'd be in your little space station surrounded by obedient androids, 289 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,440 like that fucking brushed aluminium Dan Miller cyberprick. 290 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,320 It is possible to have a good resignation, you know? 291 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,720 A good resignation? Oh, I'm looking forward to how you're going to sell this to me. 292 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,200 Look, people really like it when you go just a bit early, 293 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,479 you know, steely-jawed, faraway look in your eyes, 294 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,480 before they get to sitting round in pubs saying ''That fucker's got to go.'' 295 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,360 You surprise them. ''limey, he's gone, I didn't expect that. 296 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,239 ''Resigned? You don't see that much any more. 297 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,240 ''Old school, respect, I rather liked the guy, he was hounded out by the fucking press.'' 298 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,799 How about that, huh? 299 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,800 What a way to go, yeah? 300 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,280 It's probably going to be... it's going to be Hugh that has to go this time. 301 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,840 Yeah. (Laughs) 302 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,800 Yeah, it is, it's very sad, very sad. 303 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,799 OK, Tom, yes, indeed, yes, indeed. 304 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,519 Er, two minutes. Two minutes. 305 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,520 That's Tom, he's finishing with the prime minister. I'm going to go and join him. 306 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,399 - You might as well stay here. - Yeah. 307 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,400 - I'll try and make it quick. - Sure it wouldn't help ifI went in? 308 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,599 No, no, I mean we're going to be talking about you. 309 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,559 - It would be awkward, yes? - Yeah. Ofcourse. 310 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,919 - Very awkward. - Yup. 311 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,920 You just relax, help yourselfto a paper or something. 312 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,640 It'll be fine in the end, we'll just get another doomed middle-aged man in 313 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,480 on Monday morning, come through the door, stride about a bit, 314 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,039 spunk offand I'll have to mop up the mess. 315 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,040 It'll be business as usual. 316 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,480 The whole heat could come out ofthis situation ifI went. 317 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,560 It's not come to any kind ofresignation yet, surely? 318 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,239 Do you know what pisses me off 319 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,240 After 37 years, without a moment's thought, he's prepared to drop me right in it. 320 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,079 He just panicked. Ifanyone's going to resign, I should. 321 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,359 No, no, that's decent ofyou, but I'll go. 322 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,759 You should stay, you know, 323 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,760 any fucker can sit at the end ofa corridor behind a pot plant. 324 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,200 ut you're the man who stands behind his desk making sure the pen works. 325 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,800 So maybe you should go? Yeah. 326 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,319 - Now, hang on. - Yeah, you've convinced me. 327 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,320 - I think it would be better. - No, I'm just saying, in the scheme ofthings. 328 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,039 - I'm not saying I should go. - You just said you should. 329 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,040 - I'm talking academically. - You said... That wasn't academic talk. 330 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,119 - It absolutely was academic. - It wasn't. 331 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,799 - I'll write it down... - That's real virtual talk. 332 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,800 - I'm having an academic discussion. - No. I'm having a real discussion with you. 333 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,119 - We can reset for a real discussion... - Resign now, 334 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,519 and I'll put the letter on Hugh's desk. 335 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,159 Well I could very easily say the same thing. I... 336 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,319 - I'm not doing that. - Why the fuck not? 337 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,320 Hugh's my friend. I won't do that for him. I'll stay and stand behind him. 338 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,160 I'm just the counter man in McDonald's. You're the clown running the shop. 339 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,520 You're the one who they want to see strung up from a lamppost by his fucking wig. 340 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,439 - What does that make me? - Ronald McDonald. 341 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,959 Well, fuck off. 342 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,879 - I'm not going, mate. - No, neither am I. 343 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,880 So, what did the PM say? 344 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,359 There's going to be an inquiry. 345 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,959 (Sighs) 346 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,119 Oh, yes, oh, yes. 347 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,679 - Thank you, you're a fucking star. - No problem. 348 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,680 Sam. Yeah, ofcourse. Hugh, Hugh. It's the prime minister. Could you... 349 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,920 Whoo! 350 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,080 (Sighs) 351 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,359 - Mmm. - Hello. 352 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,479 Oh! Hello. 353 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,959 - Is everything all right, Minister? - Mmm. 354 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,839 - These weren't special biscuits, were they? - No, no. 355 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,159 - Good. - How are you? 356 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,160 Well I've been better to be honest, but there's going to be an inquiry so, fingers crossed. 357 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,480 - Right, well we're all rooting for you. - Oh! Thank you very much. 358 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,080 Can I get you a chair? Would you like to sit down? 359 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000 - Yes, please. - OK. 360 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,519 - y the biscuits. - Thank you. 361 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,520 All right? 362 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,800 Erm, can I get you some more biscuits or a coffee? 363 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,200 - Yes, please. - OK. 364 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,079 (Phone) 365 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,639 - Olly Reeder. - What? 366 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,359 - Put me on the speakerphone. - It's the minister. 367 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,360 - Thel're going to have an inquiry. - Where are you? 368 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,560 I'm still at Number Ten, they're going to have an inquiry. 369 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,879 - Yes! - Great. 370 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,439 Who are thelgoing to have.? 371 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,440 I don't know, I don't know whether we get any say in it. 372 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,199 ut, I mean, Lord Hibbert's very nice. 373 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,200 I was with him at the "A Cup semifinal last year 374 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,680 and we were both trying to make out we had a clue what was going on. 375 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,360 We've talked before about the ideal person to head an inquiry. 376 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,679 It was a tie between Eamonn Holmes and Alan enett. 377 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,639 (Glenn) I tell lou w yho'd be good, Lord Monckton. 378 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,439 - Lord Monckton? - (Glenn) Yeah. 379 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,440 Oh, Lord Monckton certainly is in the frame here at Number Ten. 380 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,240 - (Glenn) Uh-huh.? - Yeah. I'm with the PM's people now. 381 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,880 - Hugh? - Oh, Malcolm's just joined us. 382 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,999 Right Hugh, good news. 383 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 The PM's asking the Right Honourable Lord Monckton ofCheshunt to head the inquiry. 384 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,640 - Good, it is Monckton. - (Glenn) Yes! Hugh! 385 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,079 All right, fuck off. You've got a department to run. 386 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,839 - Thanks, Malcolm. - Yeah, yeah. 387 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,279 Thanks, yeah. 388 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,280 Look at this one. ''PM Just Can't Kick The Abbot.'' 389 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,800 - Dreadful picture. You look like a sales rep. - They've Photoshopped that. 390 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,160 Surprising they haven't got anything better to write about after, what? "our, five days now? 391 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,040 Until Monckton reports, they're going to stay on this. They want blood. 392 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,279 - (Phone) - Oh, hang on. 393 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,119 Good morning, Malcolm. 394 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,039 I want you, Terri and Olly over here right now. 395 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,040 Not Hugh, do not bring Hugh to Downing Street. 396 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,559 - Put him on for me for a minute. - Yes, hang on. 397 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,560 - It's Malcolm. He wants to speak to you. - Go on. 398 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,320 Right Hugh, I've seen Monckton's report. It's not good. 399 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,400 - OK. - He's talked to that driver you got rid of. 400 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,480 Oh my God. I never liked him, I told Glenn I didn't liked him. 401 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,639 The driver. He was a smirky bastard. 402 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,640 He told them he heard lou and Glenn talking about putting lourflat on the market 403 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,439 but not accepting anl offers. 404 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,440 In passing, it was just mentioned in passing, just words. 405 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,599 It's not as though we were plotting like Guy "awkes, 406 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,600 concocting our evil master plan to not sell a two-bedroom flat. 407 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,199 I didn't know Glenn had gone ahead. 408 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,200 I'm just tired, Malcolm, is that a crime now? "eeling shattered? 409 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,200 That is not going to be the headline, the headline is going to be, you have lied. 410 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,840 Right, look, I w yant lourguls overhere, but not lou, understand.? Not lou. 411 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,520 Would it help ifI was there? Or will you all be talking about me? 412 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,960 We'll all be talking about you. 413 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,800 Right, I'll ring for a cab. It's quicker than calling one ofthe cars up. OK? 414 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,639 - (All) OK. - Right, well let's get going. 415 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,319 - Yeah. - Ah, Hugh, bye. 416 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,159 - OK. Yep. - Yep. See you later. 417 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,160 - OK. - Probably, anyway. 418 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,640 (Hugh whistles) 419 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,320 Hugh. I mean, with the other two, it's just another day, isn't it? 420 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,520 - I know, I know. - I want you to know I'm on your side. 421 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,800 You know? I wouldn't... 422 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,240 - We'll ride again. - OK. 423 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,600 Department ofSocial Affairs. Department offucking, shocking, shitty, charlatan shits. 424 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,840 That's what... "eet offthe furniture, you Oxbridge twat. 425 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,479 You're not in a punt now. 426 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,480 Yeah. 427 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,120 Yes! I am king ofremembering my own password. 428 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,359 - (Knock at door) - Yep? 429 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,159 - Hello, Dan. - Hi Hugh. Is Olly about? I need him... 430 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,160 - No, he's with Tucker. Well, they all are. - Is something up? 431 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000 No, they're just talking about... A directive came from one ofthe think-tanks 432 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,960 about how the press secretaries should minute meetings with lobbyists and, erm... 433 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,600 - Right. - So they're just talking about how fucked I am. 434 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,119 Oh, the report? 435 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:03,119 Yeah. It's like Monkton sat in front ofthe word processor 436 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,120 and let the righteous anger ofthe independent judiciary flow out. 437 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,800 It's such a something and nothing issue to get crucified over. 438 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,839 - Isn't it? - It's just a flat. 439 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,840 Precisely, just because I'm not some brushed aluminium cyberprick like, er... 440 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,680 - Like, er... - Like Olly. 441 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,439 Yeah. ut, anyway, 442 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,440 - I've missed my ideal resigning point. - Yes. 443 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,720 With every day I delay, it's another year before I can get back again. 444 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,279 - Mm. - IfI had resigned the day I was appointed, 445 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,280 I'd actually be prime minister by now. 446 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,560 The line is that we don't throw a good man out to the wolves over one single little fuck-up. 447 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,879 - So Hugh's staying? - Yeah. 448 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,519 - We tell the wolves to fuck off. - Not exactly. 449 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,520 - They need a blood sacrifice. - Indeed they do, they want a head on a plate. 450 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,280 We've got to give them head, is that what you're saying? 451 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,080 You're clever aren't you? Very, very clever. 452 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,680 How much does your head weigh? I don't know. Eight pounds? 453 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,999 Maybe more. 454 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,799 - Mm. - It's not my head. I've only got halfa head. 455 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,919 I'm a half-head. 456 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,799 - One ofyou's got to decide. - Jesus Christ. 457 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,799 Which ofyou will do the decent thing? 458 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,800 We've been through this. Apparently I'm Ronald fucking McDonald. 459 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,320 Hang on, why are you not included in this? Why is it one ofus two? 460 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,319 IfI've got to resign, then you've got to resign. 461 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,320 - ''IfI've got to resign...'' - I answer to you on matters ofpolicy. 462 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,559 In which case, he's got to go, because I answer to him. 463 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,560 - So we've all got to go now, eh? - Well, I am going nowhere. 464 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,679 I didn't do anything, I did nothing. 465 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,119 - I am as clean as a whistle. - Oh, Terri, grow up. 466 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,519 Don't give me that pile offucking bollocks. 467 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,520 Just because you're a civil servant, don't think your shit doesn't smell. 468 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,239 - I know things about you. - What? 469 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,399 - What do you know? - Yeah, we know things. 470 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,079 - Oh, knob off. You know bugger all. - (Terri) What? 471 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,039 All you know is how to suck up to the new kid on the block. 472 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,879 - (Camply) ''Oooh, what a lovely backhand.'' - "uck off. 473 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,880 - ''Oooh, my stroke is so hard.'' - You're so fucking repressed! 474 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,999 - I was just playing squash. - Glenn, what do you know? 475 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,959 - What do you think you know? - I know. 476 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,519 - What is it? - I'm going to go and see Tucker. 477 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,759 - I'm going to resign. - You don't need to. 478 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,799 - Yeah, I know. - Then don't, Hugh. 479 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,559 No, I've been thinking, it will be very, very good. 480 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,560 The report isn't out for three days and, er...I can leave before it with dignity. 481 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,639 I'll be seen as an honourable man. 482 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,640 I'll be in government in two years with a clean slate and a fresh tie. 483 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,200 And I'll be shot ofthis fucking department. It takes four days to get a memo through. 484 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,520 Social Affairs. What the fuck does that actually mean? It's so vague. 485 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,680 You know, ''Hello, I'm Hugh Abbot, the Minister for, I don't know, stuff.'' 486 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,680 Look at these civil servants here. You wouldn't get these dweebs at the "oreign Office. 487 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,480 This place is packed to the gills with dreck.... 488 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,279 No offence. 489 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,679 Well, I accept it. 490 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,680 On behalfofthe PM, I accept your resignation. As you've worked out, it's probably for the best. 491 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,959 - Can I help? - Just going to see Mr Tucker. 492 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,960 - He has someone with him. - It won't take long, it's quite urgent. 493 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,560 - I'm sorry, you'll have to wait. - Right. 494 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,720 - (Sighs) - Can I get you a biscuit? 495 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,439 No, thank you. 496 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,440 You won't regret this, Dan. Trust me, you won't. 497 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,039 - Yeah, let's hope not. - (Laughs) 498 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,040 - Hey, you must be gutted. - Yeah. Yeah. 499 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,599 - Hi. - Dan. 500 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,999 - Oh, you're seeing Malcolm, are you? - Yep. 501 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000 - Thank you. - Thank you, Susan. That was fine. 502 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,720 Malcolm, I've made a decision. 503 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,080 Do you know, what I said about memos in the department, 504 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,279 I mean, that's sortable, we can just sort it, 505 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,439 you know, it's just an admin thing... 506 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,199 - Don't worry, we understand. - (Glenn) No one's... 507 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,039 - Lovely new memo on urban renewal. - Oh, good. 508 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,040 You see, here's a memo and it's only taken me a day to get... 509 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,799 to get to me, so things are looking up already. 510 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,800 Dan really did himself some favours there, you know. 511 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,519 Would you like to hear what our leader thinks? 512 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,519 This is the PM's reply to his resignation letter. 513 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,999 ''You are a dazzlingly bright, talented, 514 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000 committed and honourable new force in ritish politics. 515 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,359 ''I am immensely sorry to lose you, 516 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,360 ''but I predict you will one day find yourselfin very high office indeed.'' 517 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,240 Well that's just easy, though. Resigning's just...that's cheap and lazy. 518 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,360 (Glenn) Yeah. (Terri) He's a little shit anyway, Dan Miller. 519 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,560 - (Olly) I never liked him. - I never liked him, I never ever liked him. 520 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,319 (Olly) It's really late, let's... 521 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,919 - Come on, Glenn, time to go home. - (Glenn) Coming. 522 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,439 (Hugh) I thought Dan was good. 523 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,279 (Olly) See you. (Terri) Night. 524 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,719 (Glenn) Good night, Hugh. 525 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,720 (Hugh) Oh, God. 526 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,920 (Sighs) 527 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,680 Actually, can I stay on your sofa tonight? 528 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,640 - Yep. - Thanks. 529 00:28:56,690 --> 00:29:01,240 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0